I did this in Inkscape, the SVG is here: [link]
Interestingly, this means I've done a vector of all the Mane Six!
If there are any mistakes in there, do tell.
Here's an alternate script I thought up:
"Hello, is the Mareo's Pizza? This is Derpy. I'd like a medium pizza, extra olives, and no peppers. Delivery to my-"
"...make that a large."
"Derpy, what are you-"
"NO! MY PIZZA! NONE FOR YOU!"
Girl: Do u even like me?
Girl: Would u cry if i walked away?
She heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyes
The boy grabbed her arm
Boy: Your not pretty...your beautiful
Boy: I dont want to be with u forever...I need to be with u forever
Boy: I dont like u...I love u
Boy: I wouldn't cry if u walked away......I would die if u walked away.
Boy Whispers: Plz stay with me
Girl: I will...
*Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they loves u
*Something good will happen to u at 1-4pm
*Tomorrow it could be anywhere!!!
*Get ready for the shock of your life!
*If u dont post this to 5 other comments... You will have baD luck in relationships for the next 10 y
"secret... agent derp, secret...agent derp, they given you a number... and taken away your name"
Pretty cool and funny comic, just believe on Derpy.
when Twilight came over she just dropped the rock.
that was her back up plan.